Mum’s Modulus

I didn’t know what stress was until I had a baby and tried working full time with not enough childcare and a partner who was constantly travelling. The writing (that exposed our woefully naïve expectations) was on the wall from the moment I was dragged in for an emergency C section and we both thought I was going to die. What was the point spending weeks visualising my perfect birth plan? Anyway I digress. From the moment I fell pregnant I started writing about it. This was in the early days of blogs and the first site I used shut down but I kept the posts on a memory stick that I found in my box of revlon heated rollers the other day.

Life continued to gallop ahead. I had another baby. The Husband continues to travel. He made me get a puppy (AAARRRGGGGHHHHHH) and I have kept working as a journalist for business and engineering magazines, usually taking on more work that I can actually do for fear of the self-employed freelance well drying up. So it will come as no surprise that when it comes to my personal life I regularly enter the failure zone.

In technical terms the failure zone is the area where a material basically goes beyond the point of no return and is heading towards catastrophic collapse. Sound familiar? Engineers quantify the behaviour of materials using a concept called Young’s Modulus which basically measures reaction to stress. So I decided to create a Mum’s Modulus to do the same thing for parents. Check out this chart and see where your failure limit is.

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Hopefully my posts will make you laugh, make you feel better about your own yield points and maybe (once in a while) be a bit useful.

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