Driving home from a friend’s house tonight and the kids decided to make history by not having a massive fight in the back of the car. Instead they began a conversation that you could not ever imagine. Unless you are under 7…..
Georgie (4) “I am ready to do my name changing now Archie.”
Archie (7) “Paaaaa haaaa haaaa. Your name is Georgie.”
Georgie “My name is Rainbow Dash Rainbow, because of all the beautiful colours”
Archie “Paaaaa haaaa haaaa. Look at my two nipples Rainbow Dash. They look good.”
Georgie “My farty face looks good”
Archie “Baddy punch farty face is coming” (Baddy punch face is the “baddy” in all of our made up stories)
Georgie “His underpants are too tight”
And they both become hysterical. And so do I.